It's finally Friday and in the words of the beautiful Melissa Gorga:

I'm so team Melissa.

 Actually, this leads me to something very importaint. 
Teresa.

WHY THE F HASN'T ANYONE MENTIONED HER TWOHEAD??!
(I call it a twohead because she's got WAY less than a forehead.)

 
I mean, what the heck IS that?
Her hairline starts about 4 centimeters above her eyebrows. 
Disgusting.

I am so tired. The alarm went off this morning and I wanted to cry. 
If I curled up in the fetal position under my desk, I could sleep for hours. 
I'm not gunna lie, I went out last night for a few cocktails and...

 
That is all for now.