annie: wanna come do a 5k in march?
me: oh hell no. i will eat 5 donuts with you in march
annie: 3 miles come on
me: will someone be chasing me with rags of snot bc thats the only way I'll run.
annie: yep its rugged maniac
me: OH HEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
me: i think you have to, like, actually train for that!!!
annie: no u dont
me: you do! and there's mud!
hell to the no.