annie: wanna come do a 5k in march?
me: oh hell no. i will eat 5 donuts with you in march
annie: 3 miles come on
me: will someone be chasing me with rags of snot bc thats the only way I'll run.
annie: yep its rugged maniac
me: OH HEEEEEEEEEEEEEE LLLL NO
annie: pllllllllllllll lleeeeeeeeaaass sssseeeee
annie: pllllllllllllll
me: i think you have to, like, actually train for that!!!
annie: no u dont
me: you do! and there's mud!
hell to the no.
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