no bun in this oven...

It's 2:15 on Friday afternoon and...this....day...is....dragging.

Prior G-chat convo:
me:  holy shit its only 2
Megan:  i know, i could seriously gouge my eyes out

Apparently I'm not the only one going nuts.

In the effort to pass some time, I morphed our kids. And it's official, we aren't having kids. I got an email from The Nest with the subject line "What will your future baby look like?" and...it's really scary. This has got to be the The Nest's way of confronting the human overpopulation crisis. I get their thinking, they morph some pretty fugly kids, we get scared, we don't have them, lower population over time. Genius. It worked.

We're not bad looking people! How did this happen!?

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What the what? Great, I'm having the milk man's son. My first thought, neither of us are from Asian decent?? Also, I'm not especially digging the 5 o'clock shadow he's sporting. And, whats up with the clown/Rastafarian hat? Needless to say, I'm highly disappointed. I mean, nothing against 2 year old Asian/Rastas with facial hair...

Ugh.

Onto brighter news.

Mark's birthday happens to fall on Easter this year. Our fam is going to my sister and brother-in-law's new townhouse in Charleston for the long weekend. My bestie and her husband are also coming. I.am.so.excited! Our family always has such a fun time in Charleston and I cant wait to add Meg and Chris to the dynamic.




My moms favorite beach dive bar. $1 beers and 80's music. I'm with her.

I've got the best birthday gift in mind for Mark!! And I'm not telling you what it is.


5 o'clock...please....come.....onnnnn!!!!

say sumthin'!